PE LessonsFor some they may have been the highlight of the school week, but all we remember is a never-ending series of punishments involving inappropriate nudity and climbing up ropes until you wet yourself.
Tell us about your PE lessons and the psychotics who taught them.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:36)
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All we did was footballand I was always in goals. I wanted to be there, honestly, but I was always goalie because I was rubbish.
One time there was a match where the wind was like some furiously flatulent god squatting at one end of the pitch and blowing off all game. One guy actually booted the ball full force into the wind and it landed behind him, it was that bad. In any case, there I was in goals, crouching down and watching the action at the other end of the field when and absolute bastard of a gust pitched me onto my face like a belmer, throwing me clear of a quarter of a ton of goalpost crashing to the ground where I had been sitting moments previously.
I like to pretend it was deliberate.
(, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 21:06, Reply)
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