PE LessonsFor some they may have been the highlight of the school week, but all we remember is a never-ending series of punishments involving inappropriate nudity and climbing up ropes until you wet yourself.
Tell us about your PE lessons and the psychotics who taught them.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:36)
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Touch RugbyOne of the many tortures devised to keep the lads fit was touch rugby during PE which saw the less fit chaps keeping a careful shuffle that saw them on the side of the field opposite to that of the ball. Either that or receive a "tap" from the silverbacks that had you sprawling in mud.
One particularly pathetic specimen, a widely despised little scholastic overachiever, somehow ended up with a wayward ball and decided to make a dash for the open tryline. A hulking brute came sprinting towards him, but the intrepid nerd sucessfully dummied the rugby player and scored a try.
The rugby player received a near endless amount of mocking from his fellow apes, and he took out the frustration on the hapless brain who'd humiliated him.
It escalated and escalated until one day, in class, Jock turned round to aim a quick slap at Nerd, whose nerves were frayed beyond reason at this point. After completing the slap, Jock put his hand triumphantly on the desk, where it was stabbed, full force, by Nerd's pencil.
The teacher, a sensitive homosexual man not blind to the dynamics of the situation, said to Jock as he was led whimpering to sickbay, "ja, that's what you get."
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