PE Lessons
For some they may have been the highlight of the school week, but all we remember is a never-ending series of punishments involving inappropriate nudity and climbing up ropes until you wet yourself.
Tell us about your PE lessons and the psychotics who taught them.
( , Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:36)
For some they may have been the highlight of the school week, but all we remember is a never-ending series of punishments involving inappropriate nudity and climbing up ropes until you wet yourself.
Tell us about your PE lessons and the psychotics who taught them.
( , Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:36)
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PE was great at our school, for a girl
At the beginning of every year, we had a bleep test. It was mainly to make you exercise in the summer to stop you feeling like a fat cunt.
We had rugby, tennis, long jump and football.
Girls had to do cross country once a year. Boys had to twice a month. Even still, most of us walked behind the rest, smoking.
Tae Kwon Do. That is all.
Dance. We dedicated a term in year ten to learning some fifties dance routine.
Trampolining. How the hell that was supposed to be hard work, I'll never know.
Aerobics. One person a week chose the music. Three girls in a row picked EBM (kind of goth-dance music).
Rugby and hockey: a brilliant fucking chance to sort out any fights that we had brewing up. Nothing ever came of it after PE. What happens in PE, stays in PE.
For a comprehensive school, it was fucking brilliant. No suspected paedo teachers, no assaults in the showers, no 'I'm not being on HER team'.
At the end of every year, there were two types of match: boys vs girls, and teachers vs students.
The school had its own pool, 2 gyms and tennis/basketball courts, long jump wotsit and more.
( , Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:21, Reply)
At the beginning of every year, we had a bleep test. It was mainly to make you exercise in the summer to stop you feeling like a fat cunt.
We had rugby, tennis, long jump and football.
Girls had to do cross country once a year. Boys had to twice a month. Even still, most of us walked behind the rest, smoking.
Tae Kwon Do. That is all.
Dance. We dedicated a term in year ten to learning some fifties dance routine.
Trampolining. How the hell that was supposed to be hard work, I'll never know.
Aerobics. One person a week chose the music. Three girls in a row picked EBM (kind of goth-dance music).
Rugby and hockey: a brilliant fucking chance to sort out any fights that we had brewing up. Nothing ever came of it after PE. What happens in PE, stays in PE.
For a comprehensive school, it was fucking brilliant. No suspected paedo teachers, no assaults in the showers, no 'I'm not being on HER team'.
At the end of every year, there were two types of match: boys vs girls, and teachers vs students.
The school had its own pool, 2 gyms and tennis/basketball courts, long jump wotsit and more.
( , Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:21, Reply)
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