PE LessonsFor some they may have been the highlight of the school week, but all we remember is a never-ending series of punishments involving inappropriate nudity and climbing up ropes until you wet yourself.
Tell us about your PE lessons and the psychotics who taught them.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:36)
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I never got over the factThat our PE teacher was - by a massive, massive factor - the fattest human being in the entire school. I can't imagine he had ever done anything more strenuous in his life than repeatedly lift his hand to his mouth to take bites of pie.
He never demonstrated anything because he was physically incapable so we learned nothing about technique or skill in any sport or excercise of any kind. I once remember him trying to show us how one was supposed to leap a pomel horse: he managed to lift one leg slighty above the shin of the other leg and almost fell over. So after that he just gave up and laughed at us while we tried to work it out ourselves and fell off repeatedly.
And yet he lorded it over us poor, pale, nerdy schoolboys like he was the living reincarnation of Roger Bannister. Crossed, somewhere along the line with the sadistic tendencies of Pol Pot. It wasn't fair. WASN'T FAIR I TELL YOU.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 15:39, Reply)
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