PE LessonsFor some they may have been the highlight of the school week, but all we remember is a never-ending series of punishments involving inappropriate nudity and climbing up ropes until you wet yourself.
Tell us about your PE lessons and the psychotics who taught them.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:36)
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I've just remembered another Heslin one - The bastard!Games were finished and we were all in the changing rooms.
I was carrying a ball and "Odzie" called over for me to pass it to him. I dropped it onto my foot and lobbed it to him... and he caught it.
A tap on my shoulder and Heslin says.. "Go upstairs and ask Mr.McC for his belt."
So I did.
Mr.McC : "Who's it for"
Bof : "Mr.Heslin"
Mr.McC : "No... who is getting punishment?"
Bof : "Don't know"
I bring the belt back down, hand it to Heslin and turn to walk away.
"Come back here" he bellows.
"Hold out your hand" and then he proceeds to give me 6 strikes.
In some shock, after the six, I go to take the belt from home and return it (standard practice in a school run by the sadistic SJs)
"Other hand,now" and the shit gives me a further 6.
12 of the belt and I didn't even know why.
When I returned it, Mr.McC asks again who it was for and I said, me and that I'd just been given 12, Mr.McC asks why... when I said I didn't know he was quite comforting (not in that way)...
Apparently because I kicked the ball.
Heslin you are dead... and I hope you are rotting in whatever hell you could have imagined.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:20, Reply)
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