PE LessonsFor some they may have been the highlight of the school week, but all we remember is a never-ending series of punishments involving inappropriate nudity and climbing up ropes until you wet yourself.
Tell us about your PE lessons and the psychotics who taught them.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:36)
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Over-enthusiasmDid anyone else have the over-enthusiastic P.E. Teachers? - During our Rugby lessons, the faster that people ran, the shorter their names became. Christopher became Go on Chris! Go Chris etc.
Well I'm sure to this day that the PE teacher in question had no idea why, when in a freak incident a humoungous, yet bone idle and very slow lad called Nadeem ended up with the ball and started to make a leisurely amble to the try line.
The resulting stampede of excitement soon turned "Go-on Nadeem" to "Go-nad" - resulting in the try being scored because everyone was peeing themselves.
Another rugby related memory that always haunted me was when there was a fresh dog turd on the pitch at the start of the game. At the end of the game, the turd would always have "roll marks" on it - but remarkably never seemed to get stood on.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 16:52, Reply)
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