PE LessonsFor some they may have been the highlight of the school week, but all we remember is a never-ending series of punishments involving inappropriate nudity and climbing up ropes until you wet yourself.
Tell us about your PE lessons and the psychotics who taught them.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:36)
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I was quite good at some sportsNotably, the 100 metres. I could run 100 metres faster than anyone else at the school. I had no stamina for longer events, but by jings I could shift at a sprint.
As a bit of a bonus the 100 metres is a relatively glamorous event unlike some sports which we never practiced and in which you were thus likely to make a fool of yourself like, say, the high jump. Which is why every sports day I'd be nominated to do the high jump.
I couldn't do it for toffee, but my house seemed to think it was worth it in order to let the popular kids lose in the glamorous events. Every year. The only good thing to say about it was that it wasn't quite as risible as the efforts to be seen in the hop-skip-and-jump.
I hated school.
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