PE LessonsFor some they may have been the highlight of the school week, but all we remember is a never-ending series of punishments involving inappropriate nudity and climbing up ropes until you wet yourself.
Tell us about your PE lessons and the psychotics who taught them.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:36)
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There was a PE Teacher at our schoolHe was a right bastard, used to throw tennis balls at us, call me 'nancy-boy', and make us take freezing cold showers while he watched. The final humiliation came when he scythed me down while playing six-a-side football. I lamped my brains out on the wall of the Sports Hall while everyone else laughed. The guy was twice my size, for heaven's sake!
As a bit of revenge, I wrote a poem about his paedophilic tendencies and stuck it up on the gym wall. There was a lot of fuss and rumours, which I did plenty to encourage by managing to hack into the school's primitive ICT network and changing people's wallpaper to photos of him being taken up the arse by a big black man.
He got his own back, though. During my annual review, he reported that my lesson observations were all unsatisfactory. Apparently it's 'disrespectful to do this kind of thing to the Deputy Head', and they expected higher levels of professionalism from a member of the teaching staff.
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ousgg is not seeking approval, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 11:41,
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