PE LessonsFor some they may have been the highlight of the school week, but all we remember is a never-ending series of punishments involving inappropriate nudity and climbing up ropes until you wet yourself.
Tell us about your PE lessons and the psychotics who taught them.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:36)
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cross countryif you're going to cheat and cut across the golf course, make sure you don't end up beating the (cross country event-winning) teacher back to school.
Once, when I was younger, the whole school did a cross-country event. Lower school (including me) went first, and then when they finished, the sixth form.
I came last. Out of the entire school.
The guy who came second-last was in the year below me and he got a severe bollocking for taking the piss. they must have taken one look at my face and decided i couldn't have been faking :(
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 22:28,
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never mind the golf course!we used to sneak through the gap in the fence right outside the school and wait in the bushes for the teacher to pass us, harrying the stragglers. we then spent an idyllic half hour or so, lying on the grass and smoking my mate's mum's fags, before strolling back to the changing rooms.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 1:01,
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