Never EVER did P.E. and boy was I hated!!!
I never ever did PE at secondary school and boy did the PE mistress hate me for it! She used to make my life hell. Basically just before I hit secondary school I was found to have a bunch of tumours in my bones and even after they were cut out and years of physio my legs were too knackered to risk contact sport- to this day I cant do any impact aerobics but can don a nice pair of heels. I still had to sit on cold playing fields and watch all the others run about. Best moment of my PE lessons was the time when the dykey old cow had bent down to tie up her shoe- laces I was at the edge of a field with all the other girls not doing it (periods as always) and her trousers split the dirty old mare wasnt wearing any underwear after we recovered from the shock the laughter came out it was the grocest view but her face was a pure picture- the entire year came over to see what was going on no doubtedly brought forth by my laughing which is a cross between a hyena a blocked drain with a good smattering of pig snorts. I'm sure she blamed me for the rumours that then went round about her having a pair of bollox!
(JuicyJ, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:09, Reply)