PE LessonsFor some they may have been the highlight of the school week, but all we remember is a never-ending series of punishments involving inappropriate nudity and climbing up ropes until you wet yourself.
Tell us about your PE lessons and the psychotics who taught them.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Nov 2009, 17:36)
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Ah cross countryI was always pretty shit at running long distances. One year we went to Cleethorpes boating lake for it, and the whole thing was a monumental failure as our year ran. Now, being slow, I was near the back. I saw everyone run for a shortcut which cut a good 3km off the entire thing and removed the need to run along the beach. However, I saw a teacher off in the distance and decided against cheating. With the end result that I got a silver medal, because said teacher was ticking a box with our names as we ran by. Everyone else apart from the guys who came first and third got disqualified. But yay for undeserved glory!
Also, some chinese kid smashed his face on the road.
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morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 15:50,
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