I liked
and so I clicked.

Being a best man is hard fucking work. I opened with the line. "Nice to see you, to see you..." and no-one responded.
(Monkey the Chicken Twitter: death_stairs, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:35, 2 replies)

That's just criminal!
I thought British people were hardwired to respond to that.
WHAT DO POINTS MEAN?
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:40, closed)

Nothing quite like that feeling
as people cough and shuffle and chink their glasses. You wait for the tumbleweed to roll past, and pray for an aneurism.
(richardm, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:46, closed)