Back in the day...
Our school was putting on a production about safe sex. I was asked if I was to be the penis. A giant walking penis. It was a tough decision, but I decided the role was too hard for me. The guy who ended up taking the gig gave a ballsy and touching performance. We all thought the production would be somewhat limp, but it turned out pretty well and nobody got aids or died of syphilis that year so it must have had the desired effect.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 17:03, 1 reply)

A giant walking penis, you say?
Did I used to be married to you?
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 15:06, closed)