The current Mr Quar used to sing and play bass with a band years ago.
One night he was singing spiritedly and may have briefly bounced around the stage. This might have been unwise as, being rather rotund, he fell through it and got stuck.

As the others were too busy falling about laughing to help him out he summoned the last shreds of his dignity and finished the song.

Wish I'd seen that.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 18:54, 7 replies)

What does "Pla" mean?
:P
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 18:56, closed)

It's very technical and complex, but I'll simplify it for you.
Sodding iPhone.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 19:03, closed)

Clicks
That had me proper lolling
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 3:38, closed)

I do like his 'show must go on' spirit, but that is cringey funny.

(boozehound is drinking your bar dry, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 10:57, closed)

I read it out to him last night and he just groaned and muttered 'I'm being mocked. Mocked.'
He's such a sport. Photos of him were 'shopped hard and cruelly on here a few years back and he laughed his head off, even when someone from work recognised him. Sitting naked in a bath of beans, on fucking fire etc. A prince among men.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 14:28, closed)

You are a tease, telling me about a naked man in a bath of beans over a fire.
Lucky you, having that all to yourself!
(boozehound is drinking your bar dry, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 23:05, closed)

They also showed him in a sidecar with Compo and on a balcony with Jabba the Hut,
and in a car with The Terminator, among many other far-fetched situations. It's all out there enriching the 'net somewhere.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 4:45, closed)