I read it out to him last night and he just groaned and muttered 'I'm being mocked. Mocked.'
He's such a sport. Photos of him were 'shopped hard and cruelly on here a few years back and he laughed his head off, even when someone from work recognised him. Sitting naked in a bath of beans, on fucking fire etc. A prince among men.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 14:28, 1 reply)

You are a tease, telling me about a naked man in a bath of beans over a fire.
Lucky you, having that all to yourself!
(boozehound is drinking your bar dry, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 23:05, closed)

They also showed him in a sidecar with Compo and on a balcony with Jabba the Hut,
and in a car with The Terminator, among many other far-fetched situations. It's all out there enriching the 'net somewhere.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 4:45, closed)