Because my primary school was so small...
I always got a part in the nativity plays. They were pretty strange at times (I once played the Pope!), but I never got any lines (yeah, the Pope had nothing to say about the birth of Christ...)!

Until my last year and my last play. I was the innkeeper, and had only one line...'There is no room at the inn.' 6 bloody years of that crap and one measly line. That innkeeper can suck intimate parts of my anatomy, the boring, one-sentence dick!

Anyway, that's my performance story. I was unnoticed by the audience for 20 out of the 30 seconds I was on-stage.

Moan over.
(CallMeNumberTwo had his 'last' cigarette on, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:48, 1 reply)

Blame the director
If it had been Scorsese he would have let you improvise.
(roysin, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 9:13, closed)