I get all this
and I think Anne Robinson is actually quite clever, she has developed a unique TV personality which seems to have translated well around the world.

Having said this, for some reason - morbid curiosity perhaps - I would very much like to fuck her.
(username failed moderation, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 13:32, 1 reply)

...in the eye socket
...having removed said eyeball with an antique pickled onion fork
( brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:41, closed)

Perhaps a little freaky for me
but I'd want at least to see her naked first.
(username failed moderation, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:21, closed)

I reckon it'd be like seeing a naked, clean-shaved Gimli

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:58, closed)

Your imagination
is even more putrid than mine.
(username failed moderation, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:30, closed)

If it's putrid you're after
you should see my tube sock
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:06, closed)