In French Class
I had to do a mime that made me pretend I was carrying a very heavy box - for some reason.

Anyway, I git really into it, and heaved and snorted as though I was lifting something for real. Too into it. So into it that for some reason a complete body full of snot shot out of my nose, all over my imaginery-box-carrying-hands, my jumper and the floor. If they had been invented in 1980, you would have had to put out a caution wet floor sign.

I was so embarrassed for some reason*


*I think I may have been shy at blurting my body fluids. Oh... how things change.
( Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 12:11, Reply)