There was a case in the papers
of a man who made this mistake and was seen shagging by all his work colleagues on a train. Unfortunately his girlfriend was, in fact, a sheep...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:17, 1 reply)

I remember that., he would have got away with it if the train hadn't broken down and given everyone time to gawp.
His defence was 'I was urintating against the fence and the sheep backed into me'.

What, repeatedly?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 13:19, closed)