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There comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:

My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.

When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.

How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?

(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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Hah
Yeah but you smell

Edit: Sorry, couldn't help it...

Ms Weasel likes trains. Not in the clutching her knees and saying "Neeee, neeeee, neeee" a lot way, but in an 'enthusiast way'. I have been taught about all the different species of 'enthusiast'* and she happens to be a 'line basher'. It's far less interesting than it sounds but seems to involve the least amount of autistic behaviour.

Anyway, due to this we recently visited the Depot Open Day at the London Transport Museum storage depot at Acton.

As soon as you walked into the (very large airy depot building) we were immediately assaulted by a wave of BO. The only place that smells worse than that is the computer fair off Tottenham Court Road on a wet Saturday morning. That's enough stereotypes for a bit.

Now you may drink your weak lemon drink...

*I prefer the term 'socially inept fuckwit' to 'enthusiast'.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:50, Reply)

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