Personal HygieneThere comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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Another Manchester squatting taleThere was a chap who tracked dogshit into a friend's flat, all over the carpet, up the stairs etc. When the householder noticed, there was the expected 'who's tracked shit all over my house?' query, to which he cheerily replied 'oh, that was me'.
When asked why he hadn't taken off his boots, his response was that his feet were so repulsive and smelly that he was actually doing them a favour by leaving them on and smearing shit everywhere instead - 'you wouldn't have wanted me to take these off, I promise you'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 13:44,
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