Personal HygieneThere comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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This is the vilest QoTW for quite some time......like a horrible car wreck, I don't want to look, but I'm buggered if I can help it.
We have a bloke... I think... comes into to where I work. The stench on him is like something I've never encountered, a real nasal freakshow. He always smells of old piss, cheap smokes, rotting meat and gods alone know what else. It's enough to make me retch.
Were that not bad enough, he's quite a lardy chap who seems to own precisely one pair of jeans, and one brown jumper... the precise shade of brown only being describable as 'unusual'. He's desperately in need of a shave, his patchy stubble reminds of that of an old woman (old woman beards... boke!) all wiry and uneven.
Worst of all is his teeth... ugh... his first four incisors are missing in his top jaw, the rest of his teeth that I've had the misfortune of seeing are orange... fucking orange... like the bottom of a very well used, unwashed teapot.
Literally, when he comes in my skin crawls and I suddenly discover I have something that needs doing somewhere else. He's like a human walrus... smells like one too.
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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Thu 22 Mar 2007, 15:01,
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