Personal HygieneThere comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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JP said he was half PortugueseWhich explained his swarthy Mediterranean skin and jet black hair. What it didn’t explain was his chronic dandruff which wasn’t confined to his head, oh no, he had dandruff on his side-burns and HIS EYEBROWS!
Ten years have passed and I can still see those eyebrows...the horror...
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 15:23,
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