Personal HygieneThere comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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Uni storyThe guy might read this in which case ha ha everyone now knows you smell!
Basically in my err first year at uni it was about 6 weeks till the christmas holidays
One of the guys on my course Eddie worked out that if he wore each t shirt he owned for 3 days and never changed his jeans he could make it till the holidays without having to do any washing.
About 5 weeks in the jeans wern't the healthiest and eventually the arse fell outta em, the jeans literally disintegrated
This was funny until i wrote it up!
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 16:30, Reply)
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