Personal HygieneThere comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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Sonic Spoon...reading, 1999, and the over flowing Chemical Toilet full of shit:
I'm pleased to say that I know the people who did that. It was a dare! after a while of being at Reading (or any festival for that matter) you inevitably need to for a dump. NOw we all know that these toilets arent the best in the world, but my mates managed to make this a billion times worse.
about 7 of them managed to queue outside this porta-potty, in succession. As you do, someone came up with the idea that you shouldnt flush, but rather release your mersey trout, wipe away, but dont flush. I believe their crowning glory was the 7th and last person, who managed to produce a "Mr. Whippy" (how he never managed to hurl, i dont know, but im lead to believe that he came out of their a different colour!) ... they opened the door, and looked in shock awe as they flushed. The toilet backed up with some awesome force, over flowing and everything. The chemical bit also broke because it could not handle that huge volume of shit!!
Joe would be so proud that the actions he initiated have made b3ta a full 8 years after the event. I wish i still knew him to be honest, we lost contact after going to uni.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 16:56, Reply)
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