Personal HygieneThere comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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Banned from food factories.A local haulage company is noted for employing the dregs of the Fens. One specimen is so filthy they have to jetwash inside his cab when it goes for MOT. One day this guy gets sent to the Cadbury's factory in Bristol. He gets to the gate, walks in, and is told "drive down, do not leave the cab, wait for your paperwork, and drive straight out." By the time he got back to the gate the supplier had been rung and told they were losing the contract if he ever showed up again.
how bad could it be? Well, I met him early one morning. This 350 pound walking shit heap comes up to me in the tea room, huge food/sweat stain down his front, 3 black fangs gleaming and says "Wot abaat them niggers?" Never met him before in my life. The stink was unreal, piss, sweat, shit, food all mingled.
At another firm, one whiffy guy sued a manager for slander. Unfortunately, they had to open the courtroom windows 5 minutes into the hearing...
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 17:09, Reply)
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