Personal HygieneThere comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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Sweating like a (insert appropriately offensive phrase here)A work colleague of mine sweats. Like Niagara Falls in slow-motion. He can be wearing a t-shirt in the middle of winter, and his armpits will be drenched beyond belief.
Despite this, he feels the need to take the piss out of the fact I use anti-perspirant, and that it is the vaguely chavvy adidas brand. Don't see me sweating though, do you, you human oil-slick?
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the_other_jeff_lebowski Croutons on my tits, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 17:14,
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