Personal HygieneThere comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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Hand-washing......is something I rarely* do. After having a shit or a piss, I just calmly flush and leave the room. When wanking, I just wipe it off on the curtains, and resume my normal activities. To cap it all off, I rarely use a knife and fork**. My friend Tim described it as 'it's just like giving yourself a BJ'.
Oh, I also produce blizzards of dandruff on most days.
* I will wash my hands if my hand breaks though the bog roll though.
** Far too posh and time-consuming.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 17:29, Reply)
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