Personal HygieneThere comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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My mate Neil.Neil's toilet habits are, well, different.
Like the time he decided to go without a wipe after dropping the kids off at the pool at uni one day.
Nipping back to his girlfriend's flat for an afternoon of rabid student monkey sex, it is during said frolics that Neil's earlier toilet indiscretion is played out for all to see (well, Neil and his missus) in the form of a massive skidmark right down his lady's pristine white bedsheets.
What does one say to leaving a shitstain on your girlfriend's sheets?
"It must've been you love, I'm constipated."
Classy.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 20:00, Reply)
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