Personal HygieneThere comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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ScottIn school, there was this lad called Scott, who never changed his shirt (or so we assumed). After a mate of mine flicked the contents of an ink cartridge all down the back of it, nothing was said so that we could gauge how long he wore the shirt for.
5 weeks. Almost an entire half-term with the same shirt on. You could almost see the wavy green stink lines oozing from his armpits.
Many Apple-Ogies for lack of grammar or general fibre-providing content.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 20:07, Reply)
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