Personal Hygiene
There comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
( , Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
There comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
( , Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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Oh christ...
The place? High school
Specified place - year 11 toilets.
Well...at my high school there are 'special' toilets for the year 11's, so we have the brilliance of having our own loo's.
I say they were ours, but in retrospect everybody used them...everybody.
Now, normally i try to avoid these at all costs as these toilets are smaller, more cramped and have a smell which can only be compared to sticking your head inside a tramp who's pissed himself, vomited repeatedly on himself, has taken several wanks, not showered for at least 10 years and has been running around on a summers day as hot as a thousand suns, arse crack.
and shat himself.
and is laughing at you while you're doing it, in order to make you feel twice as shit as you already do...
*haarr harr harrkkgghhbble...*
They are fucking disgusting, and every time i've been in there, inside one of the cubicles there is always (ALWAYS) a nasty floater which some complete twunt hasn't had the decency to flush. There are no windows, so it's all artificial lighting - picture the scene from Saw, where the guy wakes up and is chained down, it's pretty much that kind of atmosphere minus the leg sawing (which would only make it more comfortable) - and the only way the smell can escape is through the door into the end of the main corridor (which is amazingly where the most disgusting teacher is situated, but i'll tell you about him when theres another qotw about teachers...), so the entire southern end of the school stinks like piss and stale shit and vomit.
OH and the floor of the room is a downward slope, so in the end cubicle there's a collective pool of piss and fag ends and the natural grime that is expected in such a shack of evils...
( , Thu 22 Mar 2007, 22:00, Reply)
The place? High school
Specified place - year 11 toilets.
Well...at my high school there are 'special' toilets for the year 11's, so we have the brilliance of having our own loo's.
I say they were ours, but in retrospect everybody used them...everybody.
Now, normally i try to avoid these at all costs as these toilets are smaller, more cramped and have a smell which can only be compared to sticking your head inside a tramp who's pissed himself, vomited repeatedly on himself, has taken several wanks, not showered for at least 10 years and has been running around on a summers day as hot as a thousand suns, arse crack.
and shat himself.
and is laughing at you while you're doing it, in order to make you feel twice as shit as you already do...
*haarr harr harrkkgghhbble...*
They are fucking disgusting, and every time i've been in there, inside one of the cubicles there is always (ALWAYS) a nasty floater which some complete twunt hasn't had the decency to flush. There are no windows, so it's all artificial lighting - picture the scene from Saw, where the guy wakes up and is chained down, it's pretty much that kind of atmosphere minus the leg sawing (which would only make it more comfortable) - and the only way the smell can escape is through the door into the end of the main corridor (which is amazingly where the most disgusting teacher is situated, but i'll tell you about him when theres another qotw about teachers...), so the entire southern end of the school stinks like piss and stale shit and vomit.
OH and the floor of the room is a downward slope, so in the end cubicle there's a collective pool of piss and fag ends and the natural grime that is expected in such a shack of evils...
( , Thu 22 Mar 2007, 22:00, Reply)
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