Wipe the fucking seat!!
It never ceases to amaze me when I use public loos, even ones in places like the RAH, how many seats have wee on them. For fuck's sake! You're grown women; you should know by now to mop up any drops you might leave.

Some women say they squat and hover above public loos because they're scared of the seat-germs. You know why there are seat-germs? It's because of people like YOU! You spatter over it like a UFO from the planet Wee-Wee (to borrow a phrase from jujuzarf) and then leave your pissdrips all over it. If you just sat down there wouldn't be a problem. If you're really that worried about germs lay down a few squares of paper first.
There's another good reason for not squatting besides hygiene: when hoversquatting not all the wee can escape your urinary tract, leading to infections. Sit down so your chuff spreads all the way open.

I'm fucking sick of having to mop up strangers' piss before I can sit down. What do these filthy gunges do at home? Leave it there to crystallise? Aaaaargh! Wipe the fucking seat!

If the cubicle's been newly-vacated I always want to call after the chick who just left it and tell her to wipe the seat so I can use it, but by the time one's opened the cubicle door and registered the piss the offender has usually gone out of sight. One day I'll catch one of the piss-spinklers... one day.

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As for me:
- I once didn't wash my hair for 2 months. Just as an experiment to see what would happen - I kept the rest of me clean. What happened was that my mum told me to wash my hair because I looked a twat.
- You know those little birds that hop around in a crocodile's mouth and pick out all the detritus around its teeth? The croc gets clean teeth and the birds get free food. I used to have the same relationship with my rat, Clicquot. She'd stick her furry little head in my mouth (like a lion-tamer's routine but mini and with roles reversed) and lick off all the gunk around my braces. Neither of us suffered any ill-effects.
( Bob Todd whee, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 22:58, Reply)