Personal HygieneThere comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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We should have hosed her...In Y12 my Geography group went to France on a field trip.
With one particularly smelly girl. Y'know the kind, allergic to EVERYTHING even when proved clearly wrong, when it came to doing work of any kind she was always "ill" or "in pain" but when we did the fun things she was amazingly fine.
See, she didn't *like* showers, and so refused to shower for five of the seven day trip. And wore the same pink velour tracksuit for the duration. It hummed. I swear we could litteraly HEAR it stinking.
Eventually one of the female teachers cracked and forced her into a shower cubicle after breakfast and refused to let her out until she'd washed. YEY :)
Other than that, it was a great piss-about, and much fun was had by all.
(, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 2:03, Reply)
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