Personal HygieneThere comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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Darth VegasOh christ, I'd forgotten about the World's End toilets....thanks for reminding me! I also saw an old bloke wake up from his slumber in the downstairs room, walk a few metres forward and start pissing all over the floor. Nice.
Anyway, I used to live with a domestically challenged bloke when I was in my second year at Uni. He washed every day so that was alright, but for some reason his bedroom floor was covered in soiled tissues...apparently with earwax juice after he'd flushed his ears out (waxy buildup problem) but I'm suspicious. Also one time he stacked up a load of glasses and left them by the sink - when I put them in the sink to wash them up (cos he never did any) I pulled them apart and found that one of them had been used as an ashtray, so filled the washing up bowl with ash and fag ends. We had words about that.
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yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 14:14,
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