Personal HygieneThere comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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BeaverheedIf anyone lives in Edinburgh, you'll almost certainly be aware of the 'Gentleman of the Road' whose hair is so matted it looks like a very large beaver's tail hanging down his back.
Beaverheed has a scraggy beard and a woolly hat with so many holes it appears to be only a few pieces of red string wrapped round his head.
I once spoke to a waitress on the otherside of the city who was aware of him.
THere are even rumours he's just an eccentric millionaire, but I haven't seen any evidence of that.
Anyone else seen him? Message me and alert me to his movements. We can all crack this mystery together, people.
(, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 14:31, Reply)
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