Personal HygieneThere comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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Not my towel.One friend was living with a couple of other guys, and not getting along very well with them. Sick of buying all the toilet paper, he left a note by the toilet to let the others know (for they were communicating only in terse notes by that stage), which resulted in the following exchange:
"I'm not buying any more toilet paper. Buy your own."
"I've wiped my arse on your towel."
"That wasn't my towel."
You can imagine the third flatmates reaction upon discovering his shit-smeared towel and accompanying note.
(, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 15:24, Reply)
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