Personal HygieneThere comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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GungeI must admit to experiencing some personal hygiene indiscretions in the past.
My old steel-toe workboots used to hum quite effectively but not as well as my workmates'. He used to come home from work and take his boots off and, honestly, the smell of ammonia was enough to make your eyes water.
I had to sit on a four-hour bus journey stinking like a high-street takeaway after farting and accidentally squitting on a platform at Euston. Particularly nasty, that one.
And a rather plump friend of mine at school used to perpetually smell like Marmite. *shrugs*
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 15:43,
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