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There comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:

My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.

When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.

How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?

(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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O why didn't she take the gotdamned tic-tac...?
I remember my language arts teacher from middle school quite well...not because of anything like making learning fun (she didn't) or being a total twit (she wasn't), but because of her breath. I swear it smelled as if she sucked on unwashed ass-flavored candy every single day. Nobody in my class could stand the wrath that was her breath.

One of the kids in my class offered her some of the tic-tacs he had with him--not outta generosity, but on a dare. He offered, she politely refused. We were all like "no, whyyyyy?!!"
(, Sat 24 Mar 2007, 4:24, Reply)

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