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There comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:

My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.

When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.

How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?

(, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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the black fingernail
i work on oil refineries, chemical plants, etc so i can get pretty filthy(which isn't so bad, you can be a bit of a scruffy fucker for a couple of days and no one really notices)but this one dirty bastard has not changed his overalls since september and that was only because he had ripped the others.

he won't wash his hands and has got a fucking tide mark on his neck. i think he's got some sort of fungal infection because his nails are yellow and cracked except the ends where the usual industrial grime has collected hence the name "the black fingernail".

needless to say this walking cesspit is made to have his breaks in the tool cabin(not a clever name, it's where we keep the tools)
(, Sat 24 Mar 2007, 20:48, Reply)

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