Personal HygieneThere comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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If you had sat next to man reeking of piss on an international fligth that migth be me,sorry.I´d had a couple of pints at the airport bar and already at boarding the plane I was starting to get a bit in need of a toilet. I found my seat and waited patiently for the plane to get in the air.Unfortunatly ,when the seatbeltsign turned off ,five others rushed in front of me and created a line in front of the toilet. When my turn finally came my bleather was about to burst and I was tappdancing violently.Then suddenly a flightattendence pushed me away and locked herself into the toilet.I couldnt for the love of god hold it back any longer and felt a steady stream of piss down my legs.I was luckily wearing dark pants and all I could do was to wait for my turn,try to dry my pants on the airdryer and go back to my seat as nothing had happend. This was a three-hour fligth and I feel really sorry for the peoples sitting next to me on the plane.I pretended I was mentally retarded for the rest of the fligth.
(, Sun 25 Mar 2007, 14:50, Reply)
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