MY BOYFRIEND
Is quite vile... I don't know why I put up with it to be honest. I suppose I must love him enough to ignore it.

- He pisses ALL OVER the toilet and floor. Its disgusting, I have to wipe down the surrounding area before I can go to toilet.

- He must brush his teeth about once a week, his breath don't smell that bad but when it comes to kissing I direct him to the bathroom.

- His idea of a showering is facing the water, washing his face, hair, chest/stomach, armpits and crotch... he never washes his back/arms legs/ass. Its not as repulsive as it sounds. He don't seem that dirty. APPART from when he tries to piss me off he puts his finger down his arse crack and then puts it under my nose whilst I'm distracted. It's absoloutly vile.

- He leaves dirty skiddy pants around the bedroom.

- When he goes for a dump he hardly ever flushes the chain, even if he does there's MASSIVE skids on the bowl. And he doesn't know how to use the toilet brush.

- If he spills anything he just leaves it, if he uses the kitchen he leaves a shit load of mess and I'm constantly cleaning up after him.

- He leaves his things everywhere and blames me when things go missing, he says I tidy them away. Everything that goes missing is my fault!

- I got jam on the kitchen work surface which is clean, he placed a letter on it whilst reading it and had the cheek to tell me to "clean up after myself"

And no matter how many times I nag him about this he never stops it. He says if I stopped nagging he would tidy up after himself. I tried it for a week and the house was a dump. Then when I mentioned his theory and told him i'd not nagged him for a week he said "there you go again"

LENGTH? its huge, maybe thats another reason I put up with his vileness.
(amy_metc4lf, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 17:29, Reply)