Pet StoriesWhen one of my cats was younger and a lot fatter, he came bowling in from the garden with an almighty crash. Looking slightly stunned, he'd arrived into the kitchen having ripped the cat flap from the door and was still wearing it as a cat-tutu. Did I mention he was quite fat?
In honour of Jake, a well loved cat, who died on Wednesday, tell us your pet stories and cheer us up.
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chthonic, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 9:15)
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Kittenliciousi have 2 kittens - well nearly 1yo now. Bumble (looks like felix) and Shane (black as Ace of spades)
We had to get them neutered as we kept being woken up by the sound of Shane mounting his brother ferociously on top of our wardrobe at night. bumble gave up fighting, although he is the biggest by loads. That was 5 months and 3 weeks old - 6 months and the balls came off. Poor little fellas' - not sure what to do with their ickle empty nutsacks.
A few years backi had a ginge farm cat called Chelmsford. He was ace. he ate 2-3 bunnies a night in bunny season. I once awoke to a strange noise about 4 inches below my pillow. Yes, Chelmsford was crunching his way through a rabbit head. He only left the bobbly tails.
disgustingly it was about a year after he was run over (RIP) that we found the last mangy bunny tail behind a wardrobe.
Cat pretend to be clever - then they do somthing so dumbass that it shows why they are pets and we are not.
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bazza van der trance , ooh baby baby, baby baby. Get up on this., Fri 8 Jun 2007, 11:05,
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