Pet StoriesWhen one of my cats was younger and a lot fatter, he came bowling in from the garden with an almighty crash. Looking slightly stunned, he'd arrived into the kitchen having ripped the cat flap from the door and was still wearing it as a cat-tutu. Did I mention he was quite fat?
In honour of Jake, a well loved cat, who died on Wednesday, tell us your pet stories and cheer us up.
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chthonic, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 9:15)
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CatsI fucking hate cats
one of the dozy fuckers that kept trying to come through our window in the middle of the night has moved away, and we got another one at half 4 this morning.
My missus ran and caught the bastard, threw it out the window and got back into bed, got up again to find that it was hanging from the open part of the window by it's claws
(this is a ground floor window, I may hate them, but we aren't cruel bastards)
there's no way cats are smarter than dogs. there's a big difference between being clever and acting on instinct, and cats are all instinct. no matter what anyone might say
this is an argument that irritates me as much as people saying cucumber has no taste.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 11:35,
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