Pet StoriesWhen one of my cats was younger and a lot fatter, he came bowling in from the garden with an almighty crash. Looking slightly stunned, he'd arrived into the kitchen having ripped the cat flap from the door and was still wearing it as a cat-tutu. Did I mention he was quite fat?
In honour of Jake, a well loved cat, who died on Wednesday, tell us your pet stories and cheer us up.
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chthonic, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 9:15)
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true storyMe and my then-girlfriend had a series of cats. My girlfriend loved it when I did funny voices, pretending it was the cats talking (I still do this actually). We had a cat called Grezzle Greedyguts, who was half-Russian Blue, so I gave him a Russian accent ("Hyello. Please to give me cat food. Hyere is my anus." and so on).
Anyway, we were watching the Simpsons, and it was the episode with President Bush (senior), where Mikhail Gorbachev turns up "with present for warming of house".
My girlfriend announced to a room full of our friends that "he talks just like Grezzle!".
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 12:03, Reply)
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