Pet Stories
When one of my cats was younger and a lot fatter, he came bowling in from the garden with an almighty crash. Looking slightly stunned, he'd arrived into the kitchen having ripped the cat flap from the door and was still wearing it as a cat-tutu. Did I mention he was quite fat?
In honour of Jake, a well loved cat, who died on Wednesday, tell us your pet stories and cheer us up.
( , Fri 8 Jun 2007, 9:15)
When one of my cats was younger and a lot fatter, he came bowling in from the garden with an almighty crash. Looking slightly stunned, he'd arrived into the kitchen having ripped the cat flap from the door and was still wearing it as a cat-tutu. Did I mention he was quite fat?
In honour of Jake, a well loved cat, who died on Wednesday, tell us your pet stories and cheer us up.
( , Fri 8 Jun 2007, 9:15)
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I'm still not sure if I believe this one.
My friend swears to god he saw this. He had a fat cat, Mojo, and a happy dog, Shadow (now sadly deceased). They got into antics of all sorts.
Well, one day, they felt it was of the utmost importance to chase an even fatter cat around my friend's house. My friend is looking out the windows, and he sees them chasing round and round.
Finally they screech onto a porch, and it seems they have it. This porch is high enough to make any normal cat hesitate, but this one doesn't blink. And in front of the eyes of my friend and his two animals, it gathers itself, leaps off, and (he swears) its flabby tummy spreads out as it falls, stretching out in an amazing impression of a flying squirrel, and it GLIDES down.
It lands and runs away, leaving behind three astonished creatures doubting their own eyes. I've never forgotten that story.
( , Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:43, Reply)
My friend swears to god he saw this. He had a fat cat, Mojo, and a happy dog, Shadow (now sadly deceased). They got into antics of all sorts.
Well, one day, they felt it was of the utmost importance to chase an even fatter cat around my friend's house. My friend is looking out the windows, and he sees them chasing round and round.
Finally they screech onto a porch, and it seems they have it. This porch is high enough to make any normal cat hesitate, but this one doesn't blink. And in front of the eyes of my friend and his two animals, it gathers itself, leaps off, and (he swears) its flabby tummy spreads out as it falls, stretching out in an amazing impression of a flying squirrel, and it GLIDES down.
It lands and runs away, leaving behind three astonished creatures doubting their own eyes. I've never forgotten that story.
( , Fri 8 Jun 2007, 17:43, Reply)
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