Pet StoriesWhen one of my cats was younger and a lot fatter, he came bowling in from the garden with an almighty crash. Looking slightly stunned, he'd arrived into the kitchen having ripped the cat flap from the door and was still wearing it as a cat-tutu. Did I mention he was quite fat?
In honour of Jake, a well loved cat, who died on Wednesday, tell us your pet stories and cheer us up.
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chthonic, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 9:15)
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Hamster SuicideHad a hamster who was a master of escape, he lived in a metal wire cage with a hatch on top, he'd quickly learnt that the hatch was easily forced and would regularly escape and spend a few days chewing up the sofas.
To attempt to prevent this habit of escape my parents devised the cunning plan of putting heavy objects over the hatch so as it wouldn't open without their removal.
This hamster must've been fucking strong, came down one morning to find my hamster hanging by its neck. It had managed to lift the weighted hatch and had made a break for it, the moment it had let go to climb out the hatch came down again practically decapitating it.
Lucky me discovered it, I was 5 at the time!
(, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 21:29, Reply)
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