Pet StoriesWhen one of my cats was younger and a lot fatter, he came bowling in from the garden with an almighty crash. Looking slightly stunned, he'd arrived into the kitchen having ripped the cat flap from the door and was still wearing it as a cat-tutu. Did I mention he was quite fat?
In honour of Jake, a well loved cat, who died on Wednesday, tell us your pet stories and cheer us up.
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chthonic, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 9:15)
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Christineis an evil bitch. My mother got her as a young abandoned kitten from a police officer in Atlanta while on a business trip. As there were no pets allowed in her hotel, she had to shove the tiny thing into her purse to sneak it in. In an elevator full of crowded people. "Mew? Mew? Meeeew." Very confused people.
Anyhow, she was brought home eventually. My dad was pissed off, but 7-year-old me was jubilant. Until she shat on me the first time I tried to bottle-feed her. But I'm over that now. She's now ten years old and a horrible manipulative bitch of a cat.
Refuses to eat from the food bowl if she's able to see the bottom of it. Will only drink water out of a cup. If you ignore her, she'll beat the shit out of you. Hates the other cats (and sticks) with a white-hot passion. I wub her though. Here be a pic:
Clicky for big/cuteness.
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trintrin has jam for blood, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 23:47,
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