Pet StoriesWhen one of my cats was younger and a lot fatter, he came bowling in from the garden with an almighty crash. Looking slightly stunned, he'd arrived into the kitchen having ripped the cat flap from the door and was still wearing it as a cat-tutu. Did I mention he was quite fat?
In honour of Jake, a well loved cat, who died on Wednesday, tell us your pet stories and cheer us up.
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chthonic, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 9:15)
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Lesbian rapists...I live with two black bitches. They don't have jobs, they both refuse to do any housework and they're only nice to me whenever they want something. I've had to interfere several times when I've found that one of them hasn't been able to control their "desires" and started raping the other one.
I've also live with a black labrador. Her name is Holly.
(, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 12:16, Reply)
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