Pet StoriesWhen one of my cats was younger and a lot fatter, he came bowling in from the garden with an almighty crash. Looking slightly stunned, he'd arrived into the kitchen having ripped the cat flap from the door and was still wearing it as a cat-tutu. Did I mention he was quite fat?
In honour of Jake, a well loved cat, who died on Wednesday, tell us your pet stories and cheer us up.
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chthonic, Fri 8 Jun 2007, 9:15)
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Dog Leg PeteLegend of Abberystwyth Uni; I never went to that Uni but the story was heard far and wide, and now it will be told on here also.
Pete, drunk at one of the pubs in Abba (they have many MANY pubs for such a small place) annouced this story to some guys from his lecture and the barman, and rightfully earned his nickname above.
The story goes as follows;
1- Spotty teenager Pete gets to housesit all alone (except for his little dog).
2- Spotty teenager Pete flicks channels on telly and discovers Baywatch.
3- Spotty teenager Pete finds some hankies and "gets busy fwapping Mr Jiggy".
4- Spotty teenager Pete's dog comes in. "What's going on 'ere?" thinks innocent doggy. "Me eyesight's not that great; lets have a sniff" thinks the dog.
5- Spotty teenager Pete is well into mid-fwap, but the dog is trying to sniff Mr Jiggy. So Pete, instead of stopping and removing the dog from the room, decides to continue while holding doggy's collar just out of reach of Mr Jiggy.
6- Spotty teenager Pete get's a surprise; his parents have come back early and walk in with him, pants around his ankles holding doggy at arms length in one hand, and Mr Jiggy's length in the other.
7- Spotty teenager Pete's mum quietly grabs the dog off him and walks out to the kitchen. Pete's dad walks his son upstairs to Pete's room and tells him about the "Birds and the Bees (tm)".
Now there's a pub confession for the locals :D
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 9 Jun 2007, 12:48,
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