Pet Stories
When one of my cats was younger and a lot fatter, he came bowling in from the garden with an almighty crash. Looking slightly stunned, he'd arrived into the kitchen having ripped the cat flap from the door and was still wearing it as a cat-tutu. Did I mention he was quite fat?
In honour of Jake, a well loved cat, who died on Wednesday, tell us your pet stories and cheer us up.
( , Fri 8 Jun 2007, 9:15)
When one of my cats was younger and a lot fatter, he came bowling in from the garden with an almighty crash. Looking slightly stunned, he'd arrived into the kitchen having ripped the cat flap from the door and was still wearing it as a cat-tutu. Did I mention he was quite fat?
In honour of Jake, a well loved cat, who died on Wednesday, tell us your pet stories and cheer us up.
( , Fri 8 Jun 2007, 9:15)
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My dad
went into his little garden, to his little pond, to feed the fish. He notices that the pond is full of thick green algae, so he kneels down to pull it out and get the little buggers some sunshine, and a bit of a view.
When he kneels down, his left knee lands in something squishy, and he hears a long 'parrrrrrrrrrrrp' which frightens the life out of him - he falls forward, arms flailing, and lands in a star shape clinging onto the sides, nose one inch from the water.
He shuffles round, bit by bit, and finally manages to get to his feet. As he does so, a very pissed off, flat frog jumps into the water.
Only my dad could kneel on a frog!
( , Sat 9 Jun 2007, 21:09, Reply)
went into his little garden, to his little pond, to feed the fish. He notices that the pond is full of thick green algae, so he kneels down to pull it out and get the little buggers some sunshine, and a bit of a view.
When he kneels down, his left knee lands in something squishy, and he hears a long 'parrrrrrrrrrrrp' which frightens the life out of him - he falls forward, arms flailing, and lands in a star shape clinging onto the sides, nose one inch from the water.
He shuffles round, bit by bit, and finally manages to get to his feet. As he does so, a very pissed off, flat frog jumps into the water.
Only my dad could kneel on a frog!
( , Sat 9 Jun 2007, 21:09, Reply)
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